Christina Hendricks TG

Jon was hunched over on his couch depressed. Not much had been going right, in fact, nothing had gone right. First his dog ran away, which he never much like, but he missed his company nonetheless. Then his wife left him out of nowhere. She claims there wasn’t another man involved, but Jon knows better. Then, to top it all off, when he went into work the next day he got fired because he was late due to his wife leaving him. So Jon, with nothing going right, sat on his couch just thinking about where he took the wrong turn on his life’s path. He decided to try and get his mind off the whole situation. “MAD MEN MARATHON! CATCH UP WITH THE WHOLE SERIES IN ONE SITTING!” the TV boomed. “Well I guess now’s a better time than ever to get into it…” he trailed off.
Jon watched the show, hours and hours passed. At first he wasn’t really watching it, just sort of background noise, but as time passed he got more and more involved. It was late afternoon and Jon was completely sucked in. Just then, in a commercial break, “CALL THIS NUMBER NOW 888-MAD-MEN1 NOW TO GET YOUR SHOW MEMOROBELIA!” said the commercial. Jon pounded away on his phone, excited at the chance to get authentic stuff from Mad Men. After a quick conversation and giving of his credit card the order was done. He didn’t get to pick what item he got, but he was really hoping for one of Jon Hamm’s suits. “Or maybe I could get one of those posters they designed in the show,” he was getting really excited. Just then a knock on the door disturbed his train of thought. “That couldn’t be it could it be?” he thought inquisitively. He looked out the door’s peephole, but no one was there. He swung the door open and looked down the hallway. When he looked down though, there was a package at his feet.
Jon took it inside and ripped it apart to find what cool item he had gotten from the show. “A dress!? Are you kidding me, of all the useless things I could’ve gotten!” Jon started out, but as he held the dress his anger stopped. He sat the dress down next to him and continued on his marathon. Only minutes later he found himself looking onto the dress with a longing. He couldn’t explain it, “Maybe I could just try it on, I’m curious to see if I could fit, besides there’s no one else here.” Jon stripped down all of his clothing and slipped on the red dress. As he did he lost control of his body. It’s entire shape and size began to change, as now Jon was just a passenger in his body. His chest swelled and swelled just to the point the dress could handle, then his hips shot out. His body picked up the box that had come with the dress and started walking into the restroom. His waist cracked in as his thighs thickened and his body hair fell out. Then his feet shrank drastically along with his hands and arms. Then body reached the restroom and sat the box down on the sink in front of the mirror. Jon was shocked at his body’s new appearance, he was a babe from the neck down, except for the crotch area, but just as he thought that his body pulled out a pair of red pantyhose and slid it up its’ legs and his crotch reformed into a woman’s. Then his body continued to pull things out of the box, first was blush as she applied it Jon’s face smoothed out and softened. Then lipstick that made his lips puff out. Next was mascara and eye shadow, which gave him bigger, more feminine eyes. Then his body pulled out a brush from the basket and started to run it through Jon’s hair, but as she did the hair elongated and turned a bright red. Finally, his body pulled out the final items, two necklaces and earrings. When they were put around Jon’s neck he could feel his vocal cords morph. Finally, when the earrings were put on Jon gained back control of her body. “Oh my, oh my god,” she said starring at herself in the mirror. “Ooooh yes,” she uttered in a sultry voice as she pulled her hands up her new curves and onto her breasts. While Jon was feeling herself up a woman came to the door and knocked. Jon went to the door and opened it. As she did his wife came in and looked over Jon, "Very very nice," she started, "you want to hit the town tonight?" Just then though, Jon pulled her close and gave her a kiss, "or we could just stay here for the night." As Jon walked towards their bedroom her wife nudged an extra box marked "AUTHENTIC MAD MEN MEMORABILIA" away from the door that contained a coffee mug from Mad Men.